'I want candy'

Do you now?

Well, diddums... because you ain't gettin' any!

Quoting MC Chris won't help you get what you want tonight. Quoting MC Chris is unlikely to ever help you get that. I feel like i'm letting you down now, though this is most definitely the right thing to do. You want things to be nice... and i'm sure they are, for you.

I have to be nice, because I am weak. I could never say no to you, dear knight. Of course you know, which is why you have these stupid terms. No longer, my dark one. From now I shall be strong enough to withstand your allure.

If our roles were reversed, you would see...

If our roles were reversed, you wouldn't give me candy either!